Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28234 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our...
Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy Quote #29173 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often, but I’m well...
Steven Wright Quote #33212 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
James Reston, New York Times, June 12 1968 Quote #766 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 This is the devilish thing about foreign affairs: they are foreign and will not...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28160 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
James Thurber Quote #5668 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I loathe the expression “What makes him tick.” It is the American mind, looking...
Road Trip Quote #19862 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 E.L. Or if, uh, you’re too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because...
Erma Bombeck Quote #25772 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of...
Thomas Jefferson Quote #3125 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 No nation was ever drunk when wine was cheap.
French Proverb Quote #20095 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When one has one’s hand full of truth it is not always wise to...