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Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our...
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I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often, but I’m well...
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
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This is the devilish thing about foreign affairs: they are foreign and will not...
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To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
Quote #5668
I loathe the expression “What makes him tick.” It is the American mind, looking...
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E.L. Or if, uh, you’re too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because...
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People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of...
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No nation was ever drunk when wine was cheap.
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When one has one’s hand full of truth it is not always wise to...