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Don’t wait to be happy to laugh… You may die and never have laughed
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If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only...
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When making your choice in life, do not neglect to live.
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A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
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The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are...
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Pray for the dead, and fight like hell for the living.
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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen...
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadores...
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The man who is not a socialist at twenty has no heart, but if...