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to be yourself in a world that is doing its best, day and night...
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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I...
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Winter lies too long in country towns hangs on until it is stale and...
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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He fell in love with himself at first sight, and it is a passion...
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You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
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Outside show is a poor substitution for inner worth.
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Whenever you fall, pick up something
Quote #9538
Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults