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I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom...
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I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to...
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Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don’t like...
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The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.
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What omniscience has music! So absolutely impersonal, yet every sufferer feels his secret sorrow...
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Difficulties show men what they are. In case of any difficulty remember that God...
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The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in...