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One never knows what each day is going to bring. The important thing is...
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It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re...
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Junk is the ultimate merchandise. The junk merchant does not sell his product to...
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A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
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One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom.
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Cabbage A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man’s head.
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Genius is born–not paid.
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Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired in the final...
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People just naturally assume that dogs would be incapable of working together on some...
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.