Quote #14986
It is not possible for one to teach others who cannot teach his own...
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I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people,...
Quote #8248
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
Quote #11940
We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally.
Quote #2170
The instant formal government is abolished, society begins to act. A general association takes...
Quote #3308
I have no idea what White House statement was was issued, but I stand...
Quote #1001
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so...
Quote #2080
Sin is geographical.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #19436
Never fight an inanimate object.