Quote #17014
I’m slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can’t motivate people to...
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A sensible man knows you can’t please everybody. A wise man knows you can’t...
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If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Quote #9044
A fanatic is someone who redoubles his efforts when he has forgotten his aim.
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There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. One...
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The primary purpose of education is not to teach you to earn your bread,...
Quote #5350
There is so much time and so little to do; strike that, reverse it.
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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We shall not cease from exploration and the end of all our exploring will...
Quote #951
The Pope! How many divisions has _he_ got ?