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This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search...
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Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
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It is not only the psychology of the people that makes them so exacting-their...
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A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
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Very little is known about the War of 1812 because the Americans lost it.
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Great anger is more destructive than the sword
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in...
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If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be...
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous...
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Cowards falter, but danger is often overcome by those who nobly dare.