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Why be a man when you can be a success?
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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if...
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This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
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Whatever you do, do it with all your might. Work at it, early and...
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Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to...
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I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education.
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An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be...
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We can pay our debt to the past by putting the future in debt...
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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get...
Quote #8991
All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!