Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #3874
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and...
Quote #27487
All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us...
Quote #18537
I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all year.
Quote #28212
Despair is like a cable that is buried just under the surface of the...
Quote #77
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
Quote #27490
No man is a failure who is enjoying life.
Quote #17029
It ain’t what folks know that’s the problem, it’s what they know that ain’t...
Quote #10147
Genius without education is like silver in the mine.
Quote #21697
No evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death.