Quote #15474
“Luck” is a very good word if you put a P before it.
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If you’re in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy’s glove...
Quote #20252
I am a galley slave to pen and ink.
Quote #2149
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Quote #10476
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I...
Quote #15937
It has been my observation that most people get ahead during the time that...
Quote #30061
Johnson himself turned out to be so many different characters he could have populated...
Quote #18623
That man is good who does good to others if he suffers on account...
Quote #23450
He’s happy who, far away from business, like the races of men of old,...
Quote #17676
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.