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Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
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The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
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Cheerfulness, it would appear, is a matter which depends fully as much on the...
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It is often pleasant to stone a martyr, no matter how much we admire...
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Philosophy triumphs easily over past evils and future evils but present evils triumph over...
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If you’re a cowboy, and you’re dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet...
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Love looks through a telescope envy, through a microscope.
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Measure not the work until the day’s out and the labor done.
Quote #21920
Immature love says, ‘I love you because I need you.’ Mature love says, ‘I...