Steven Wright Quote #33216 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
Rita Rudner Quote #70 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
Unknown Quote #338 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Charlotte Bronte Quote #1432 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Cheerfulness, it would appear, is a matter which depends fully as much on the...
John Barth Quote #3184 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It is often pleasant to stone a martyr, no matter how much we admire...
La Rochefoucauld Quote #17093 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Philosophy triumphs easily over past evils and future evils but present evils triumph over...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28149 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you’re a cowboy, and you’re dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet...
Josh Billings Quote #17032 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Love looks through a telescope envy, through a microscope.
Elizabeth Barrett Browning Quote #16709 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Measure not the work until the day’s out and the labor done.
Mignon McLaughlin Quote #21920 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Immature love says, ‘I love you because I need you.’ Mature love says, ‘I...