Erma Bombeck Quote #25777 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared...
(Anon.) Quote #19166 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
G. C. Lichtenberg Quote #20159 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Man can acquire accomplishments or he can become an animal, whichever he wants. God...
Sri da Avabhas Quote #25168 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum.
Henny Youngman Quote #33269 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28218 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you see an animal and you can’t tell if it’s a skunk or...
Louis D. Brandeis Quote #14354 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 In the frank expression of conflicting opinions lies the greatest promise of wisdom in...
Edward Abbey Quote #8114 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
Henny Youngman Quote #8205 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Jalal ud-Din Rumi Quote #31338 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I tried to find Him on the Christian cross, but He was not there...