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One thing about my Aunt Nadie She was gruff on the outside, but if...
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Things which matter most must never be at the mercy of things which matter...
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There is nothing so disagreeable, that a patient mind cannot find some solace for...
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Politics is largely a matter of heart.
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For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone...
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Early to rise and early to bed Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #19256
Mutual forgiveness of each vice. Such are the Gates of Paradise.