Quote #21808
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
Quote #11516
Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too...
Quote #28397
A quiz If I am my brother’s keeper, who am I (Answer me.)
Quote #4578
The fear of death is more to be dreaded than death itself.
Quote #2382
Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something...
Quote #2536
A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
Quote #3957
He who postpones the hour of living rightly is like the rustic who waits...
Quote #13527
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
Quote #2554
I have an existential map. It has “You are here” written all over it.
Quote #20537
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an...