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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
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The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All...
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.
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Doubt of the reality of love ends by making us doubt everything.
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The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.
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Seek not, my soul, the life of the immortals; but enjoy to the full...