Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Horses at the Race
|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse....
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...