Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
The medical student was asked four reasons…
The medical student was asked four reasons why mother’smilk was better for babies than...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
New Viagra Product Lines!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer Pharmacuticals is bringing forth a whole line of...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...