Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Top ten reasons why it’s good to be Italian.
In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes Unembarrassed to wear fur. No need to worry...
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.