A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...