A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel…
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Floppy disk care
|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave...