The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Golf in the Bedroom
Golf in the Bedroom Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment...
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...