What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...