Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son’s finally maturing Bad: He’s...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Appear on television
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.