Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
West Ham’s ground
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...