Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...