The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
Promoting an office
|A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...