Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
A dubious remedy
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...