The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...