The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
OLD NEVER DIES 11
|OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Think you’re having a bad day!
If you think you’re having a bad day…read these true stories!1. The average cost...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox