Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making…
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...