Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.