A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...