Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
Male-Bashing at it’s best!
Pay back time for the ladies!1. Don’t imagine you can change a man –...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...