Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Avoiding Wrong Career Riddle
How do some men avoid making a wrong career move?They never get a job!
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline “United...
Hickbonics!
Atlanta School BoardThe Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over Ebonics,...
Some explaining…
The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton...