John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital…
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly...
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Irish case of assault and battery
|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...