A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
An Internet Christmas
|T’was the Internet Night Before Christmas’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...