Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...