What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.