The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...