Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...
A little girl was out with her Grandmother…
A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Why Gynecology?
A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...