Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Polish Medical Dictionary
The Polish Medical Dictionary: Anti-Body – against everyone Artery – study of paintings Bandages...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...