How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
Results of damage testing
|It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...