Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...