Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...