What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...