OLD never dies
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Fallen bridge
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Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
Arriving in Heaven
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Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.