The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs…
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one...