Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch…
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of “Baywatch”have joined forces to create...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Humor about Irish Pubs
|(Setting the scene, Ballymun outside of Dublin has a reputation as a rough spot)...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...