Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...