How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
Say That Again
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of...
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.