Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
|10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?”9. One Secret...
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...