Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
You Might Be An Internet Addict If…
You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and...
Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.