Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Men That Are Into Commitment
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...