Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Problems and Male Gender
Ever notice how so many of women’s problems can be traced to the male...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
How do fireflies start a race
|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!