What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...